Salutations, fine shits, My name is Blake. What you heard is true, I get bitches. All kinds of bitches (Torta Bitches, Skinny Bitches, Ugly Bitches, Hott Bitches, Smelly Bitches, Clean Bitches, Clammy Bitches, Dinky Bitches, Tall Bitches, Short Bitches), never, do I discriminate, when it comes to getting bitches.
If you are looking to master the art of getting bitches, then you have come to the right place. I was actually ranked most likely to get bitches in my kindergarten class. (See Below). You could say the bitch getter blood runs through me. It is not only a way of a life, but an art form.
Now you are probably thinking ('This guy is a douche'), however let me stop you there, I am admirable about my bitch getting, I refuse to get bitches that litter. Those are dirty bitches.
Below you will find a quick survey on whether or not you think I could get bitches. This is not a joke. Also, if you are ready to commit in getting bitches insert your e-mail. I will be hand picking the individuals out of the requests to learn the art form of getting bitches.
Any gender/sexual orientation is eligible in being a bitch getter.**